化為六月息

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身為布偶Muppet世界頭號粉絲的華特(Walter)，與好友蓋瑞(Gary)和瑪莉(Mary)，從美國的一個小鎮來到洛杉磯度假，卻在無意間發現石油大亨泰克斯(Tex Richman)的惡毒計畫，打算把布偶秀大戲院(the Muppet Theater)拆毀，好開挖蘊藏在戲院底下的油礦。

為了拯救戲院，華特一行三人協助大青蛙克米特(Kermit)，找回各奔前程的布偶明星們，齊心協力舉辦電話募款活動，目標是籌措一千萬美金。

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would you look at that
你會看那玩樣嗎？

we are the muppets
我們是布偶muppets
hello hello hello mee mee
哈囉~哈囉~哈囉~咪咪~

and these are out biggest fans
而那是我們的頭號粉絲
yeah
沒錯
are you excited for our big trip to LA
你為我們盛大的洛杉磯之行感到興奮嗎？

there is somebody coming
有人來了
excuse me
不好意思
good grief
上蒼垂憐

disney presents
迪士尼鉅獻

you guys are so talented
你們好有天份喔
check it out Fart shoes
看看這雙會放屁的鞋子
the biggest even in Hollywood history
好萊塢有史以來最盛大的
the muppet spectacular Yay
muppet布偶奇觀，耶!
that is awsome
太棒了

there is just one problem
只有一個問題
I am going to shoot straight
我要開門見山的說
you guys are not famous anymore
你們不再紅了
yeesh I wish she had shot a little more curvy
是，我希望她能說的婉轉一點

lets just start at he bottom
就從基礎做起
and work our way back up to the top
用我們自己的方式攀抵顛峰
cant you see I am busy
你看不出來我很忙嗎？
come on guys lets go
來嘛！大夥兒，上呀

step one
第一步
are you one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
你是忍者龜的成員之一嗎？
yes I am
是的，我是
tour the world
環遊世界
we should travel by map
我們應該按照地圖來旅行
to Paris
到巴黎去

step two
第二步
rehearse the show
預演一下節目
I am doing a duet with my new dance partner
我正和新舞伴練習雙人舞
Hola
哈囉
lets try that lift again shall we
再試一次高舉，好嗎？
eh a lift again
ㄜ，再舉一次
on my count this time okay
這次我來倒數，好嗎
in 3 2
三、二...

step final
最後一步
I believe in you and you and well all of you
我信任你，還有你，你們每個人
and now singing chickens
而現在，雞群們引吭高歌吧

the most sensitive
最敏感的
distinguished
卓越的
prepare your selves for head bowling
調整好你自己，準備頭部保齡球
what I am not signed off on this
什麼，我沒有同意這項演出

celebrity filled
充滿名人
and sophisticated muppet movie ever made
最為細緻的muppet布偶電影
ever
有史以來
have a seat
請坐
thank you
謝謝
I think I will stand
我想我站著就好
comfy
請自便

this thanksgiving
今年的感恩節
is this movie in 3d
以3D電影呈獻？
nope The muppets are as 1 dimensional as they have always been
不是，muppet布偶們仍用以往常見的型態現身
hey watch it
嘿，看著它

Jason Segal
傑森席格
Amy Adams
艾美亞當斯
Kermit the frog
大青蛙克米特
Miss Piggy
豬小姐
and introducing the newest muppet
以及即將介紹的muppet布偶新秀
Walter
華特
and the Moopets
還有Moopet布偶們
you have been replaced
你會被取代
oh yeah
喔，是嗎？
what is that over there
在那兒的是啥？
hi ya
啥？

the Muppets
電影《布偶大電影》
see movie see movie
看電影、看電影

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~~~~~~ 原文對照 ~~~~~~

The Muppets

On vacation in Los Angeles, Walter, the world's biggest Muppet fan, and his friends Gary (Jason Segel) and Mary (Amy Adams) from Smalltown, USA, discover the nefarious plan of oilman Tex Richman (Chris Cooper) to raze the Muppet Theater and drill for the oil recently discovered beneath the Muppets' former stomping grounds. To stage The Greatest Muppet Telethon Ever and raise the $10 million needed to save the theater, Walter, Mary and Gary help Kermit reunite the Muppets, who have all gone their separate ways.

※ The original article was taken from Reuters Website.